“Home is where my dog is.” ~ Country Saying

“Trying to control another person is as useless as putting windshield wipers on a duck’s bottom.” ~ Country Saying

“Nothing is friendlier than a wet dog.” ~ Country Saying

“The best classrooms smell like a barn.” ~ Country Saying

“May all your weeds be wildflowers.” ~ Unknown

“Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.” ~ Country Saying

“Roses are red. Mud is brown. Country music up. Tailgate down!” ~ Unknown