What kind of horse can jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump!
Farm Humor – Lambs
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb slide.
Farm Humor – Chickens
Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because all they say is, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Farm Humor about Pigs
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit in the pen? There’s more here than meets the sty!
Rabbit Farm Humor
Why is rabbit farming so terrifying? Because every day is a hare-raising experience!
Farm Humor about Money
Why did the farmer bury his money in a field? He wanted to make his soil rich!
Farm Humor – Strawberries
Why were the baby strawberries crying? Because their ma and pa were in a jam! ~ Farm Humor
Farm Humor about Cows
What does a farmer talk about while he’s milking a cow? Udder nonsense!









