Why don’t ducks ever grow up? Because they grow down!

Why do goats have trouble making friends? Because they’re always butting heads!

My grandfather was a knight. His name was Sir Loin.

Where do horses go when they get sick? To the horsepital.

Why didn’t the farmer laugh at any of these jokes? Because he thinks they are too corny!

Why do cows like corny farm jokes? Because they like to be amoosed.

I used to never be able to use WiFi at my farm until I moved the router to my barn. Now I have a stable connection.

Sheepdog to farmer: That’s the last of the sheep. Farmer: But I have 40 sheep and I only count 37. Sheepdog: I rounded them up.

Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”? Because it kept running out of the pen!

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet, and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!