Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
What do horses say when they’re finished eating? “That’s the last straw.”
“A day without cows is like … just kidding. I have no idea!” ~ Quote from a Dairy Farmer
“What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? An animal that’s in a BAAAAAAAD MOOOOOOD!
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man . . . EARLY!” ~ Farm Humor
“Why did the duck cross the road? To prove she wasn’t a chicken!” ~ Farm Humor
“You’ve got to be kidding me!” – Farm Humor
“Farming is in my roots.” ~ Farm Humor
“My teachers used to say no one is ever going to pay you to stare out a window. They sure got that wrong.” ~ Farm Humor