What kind of pigs know karate? Pork chops!

What do you call a lazy bull? A bull-dozer.

Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Kinder-garden.

As farmers and ranchers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep. We’d tell them to the dog, but he’d herd them all.

Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, “Hogwash!”

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.

Why did the sow dump her boyfriend? He was a real boar.

Where does a farmer keep his really old cows? In a moo-seum.  

What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.