Why did they give the scarecrow a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.

What’s it called when a tractor waits for a pedestrian to cross the road? Crop yield.

Saw a sign a a farm that said, “Duck, eggs.” I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

Did you hear about the farmer with a wooden tractor? It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, a wooden transmission, and it wooden work!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

Why did the police officer arrest the turkey? Fowl play!

How did the organic vegetables die? Natural causes.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?

What is a scarecrow’s favorite food? Straw-berries!

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb slide.