“Farming is in my roots.” ~ Farm Humor

“My teachers used to say no one is ever going to pay you to stare out a window. They sure got that wrong.” ~ Farm Humor

“Make thyme for yourself.” ~ Farm Humor

“How did the farmer find his wife? He TRACTOR down.” ~ Farm Humor

“I dream of a better world . . . One where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.” ~ Unknown Save Save

“What did the mama cow say to the calf? It’s pasture bedtime.” ~ Unknown Save Save

“If you take more photos of animals than people, you might be a farmer.” ~ Unknown Save Save

“Wicked chickens lay deviled eggs.” ~Unknown Save Save Save

“One advantage of being from the country is knowing exactly where ‘over yonder’ is.” ~ Unknown Save Save