“Trying to control another person is as useless as putting windshield wipers on a duck’s bottom.” ~ Country Saying
Early to Bed Quote
“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man . . . EARLY!” ~ Farm Humor
Never Too Old
“You’re never too old to swing, too big to hug, or too strong to cry.” ~ Unknown
Farm Humor
“Why did the duck cross the road? To prove she wasn’t a chicken!” ~ Farm Humor
Practice and Performance
“Practice like you’ve never won. Perform like you’ve never lost.” ~ Unknown
Wet Dog Quote
“Nothing is friendlier than a wet dog.” ~ Country Saying
Farm Humor
“You’ve got to be kidding me!” – Farm Humor
Farming Is . . .
“Farming is in my roots.” ~ Farm Humor
Staring Out Windows
“My teachers used to say no one is ever going to pay you to stare out a window. They sure got that wrong.” ~ Farm Humor
The Best Classrooms
“The best classrooms smell like a barn.” ~ Country Saying











