Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”? Because it kept running out of the pen!

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet, and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!

What kind of pigs know karate? Pork chops!

What do you call a lazy bull? A bull-dozer.

Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.