Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Kinder-garden.
Farm Humor – Sheep Dogs
As farmers and ranchers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep. We’d tell them to the dog, but he’d herd them all.
Farm Humor – Pigs
Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, “Hogwash!”
Farm Humor
What did the farmer get when he crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A hot-diggity dog!
Farm Humor – Cows
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? “What a miss-steak!” How did the farmer find the lost cow? He tractor down.
Farm Humor – Pigs
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
Farm Humor – Tractors
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
Farm Humor – Pigs
Why did the sow dump her boyfriend? He was a real boar.









