“Yesterday, I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today, I am wise, so I am changing myself.” ~ Rumi (1207-1273)
Hal Borland Quote
“Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.” ~ Hal Borland (1900-1978)
Farm Humor – Ducks
Why don’t ducks ever grow up? Because they grow down!
Farm Humor – Windmills
Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Farm Humor – Roosters
What’s a rooster’s favorite part of the news? The feather forecast!
Farm Humor – Goats
Why do goats have trouble making friends? Because they’re always butting heads!
Farm Humor – Beef Cattle
My grandfather was a knight. His name was Sir Loin.
Farm Humor – Horses
Where do horses go when they get sick? To the horsepital.
Farm Humor – Chickens
Why did the chick get ejected from the football game? Because she committed a fowl.
Farm Humor – Corny Jokes
Why didn’t the farmer laugh at any of these jokes? Because he thinks they are too corny!
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