Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, “Hogwash!”
Farm Humor
What did the farmer get when he crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a terrier? A hot-diggity dog!
Farm Humor – Cows
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows? “What a miss-steak!” How did the farmer find the lost cow? He tractor down.
Farm Humor – Pigs
What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
Farm Humor – Tractors
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
Farm Humor – Pigs
Why did the sow dump her boyfriend? He was a real boar.
Farm Humor – Cows
Where does a farmer keep his really old cows? In a moo-seum.
Farm Humor – Crop Circles
What do farmers use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor.
Farm Humor – Horses
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor!
Farm Humor – Scarecrows
Why did they give the scarecrow a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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