What do you call a magic cow? Moodini!
Farm Humor – Planting
What did the farmer plant in his new field? Beets me!
Farm Humor – Cornfields
I tried to navigate the farmer’s cornfield … but it was a maize! ~ Farm Humor
Farm Humor – Turkeys
Why did the police officer arrest the turkey? Fowl play!
Farm Humor – Organic Vegetables
How did the organic vegetables die? Natural causes.
Farm Humor – Corn
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
Farm Humor – Scarecrows
What is a scarecrow’s favorite food? Straw-berries!
Farm Humor – Horses
What kind of horse can jump higher than a house? All of them. Houses can’t jump!
Farm Humor – Lambs
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb slide.
Farm Humor – Chickens
Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because all they say is, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”











