What’s it called when a tractor waits for a pedestrian to cross the road? Crop yield.

Saw a sign a a farm that said, “Duck, eggs.” I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

Did you hear about the farmer with a wooden tractor? It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, a wooden transmission, and it wooden work!

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

Why did the police officer arrest the turkey? Fowl play!

How did the organic vegetables die? Natural causes.