Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”? Because it kept running out of the pen!

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet, and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!

What kind of pigs know karate? Pork chops!

What do you call a lazy bull? A bull-dozer.

Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

Where do farmers send their kids to grow? Kinder-garden.

As farmers and ranchers, we hear a lot of jokes about sheep. We’d tell them to the dog, but he’d herd them all.